Scream Team « Hauntcast

Scream Team

February 25, 2010
G-HostChris Baker – Creator and G/Host
Chris began learning the “dark arts” at an early age by attending Catholic elementary school. The nuns beat the Jesus out of young Chris and sent him down a harrowing path. He pursued his masters in torture by attending Don Bosco high school located in the Combat Zone in Boston. Mixing and mingling with the harlots he passed to and from school further warped his already deranged mind. Upon graduation he vowed to seek vengeance on the world for serving an unjust sentence in an all boys high school. Once a year, on All Hallows Eve, he wreaks havoc upon his neighborhood as a way to gain closure on his past.
Johnny ThunderJohnny Thunder – Fright Flicks
The 7th son of a 7th son, Johnny Thunder is the illegitimate love child of Aquanetta the Jungle Woman and Dynamo Dan the Electric Man. After a globe-trotting, misspent youth which included stints as a sauerkraut-juggling carnie, a fetish pin-up model, and several months as Barnabas Collins’ personal assistant, Johnny became the ward of the kindly Dr. Frank N. Stein. Along with his newfound step-soul brother Blackenstein, Johnny took an early interest in horror films, novels and comic books. Later, Johnny attended the prestigious Cool Ghoul Academy in Transylvania where he earned his degree as Master of Scaremonies.
Mistress of MayhemShellhawk – The Charmed Pot
Born in the wilds of Los Angeles, The Mistress of Mayhem was later educated at Miskatonic University, where she double-majored in Home Economics and Spell-Casting/Potions. She loves shipwrecks on the beach, vacationing in the Bermuda Triangle under a full moon, open graves, and swing dancing. For fun, she likes to spike the punch at Church parties with her strongest passion potion and giggle at the ensuing hijinks. She is currently enjoying a quiet life with her vulture, Ralph, and her third husband, who seems to have a strong resistance to iocaine powder, unlike the last two. She is thought by many to be nearly human.
Dr MorbiusDr. Morbius – Ask the Doc
Born 1963, Ca. USA.
Attended Fright-U
PhD in Proptology. After a nasty incident with a new experiment, the angry townsfolk forced him into exile where, in his private lab, he creates the most horrible creatures the world has ever known. He now shares his vast knowledge of Props through Hauntcast, despite his warnings that such knowledge must only be used for evil.
RevenantRevenant – Theater of the Mind & News
Main Entry: rev·e·nant
Pronunciation: re’-ve-nent
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from present participle of revenir to return
Date: 1818: one that returns after death or a long absence

When at last he escaped the toil and chaos of the living world, he was free to ponder its spectacle and meaning from the comfort of The Void. Gliding through the ageless corridors of the Nether Realms, he seeks those places where the veil between worlds grows thin and tattered, and through the shadows he comes to peer once again into the world of flesh that you claim as your own. Under cover of darkness he watches silently, and it occurs to him that none of it still makes much goddamned sense.

So much for the whole “fresh perspective” thing… I always thought when you crossed over you were supposed to get some kind of partial omniscience, or some special insight or something… I mean come on… This isn’t like just moving to a new neighborhood we’re talking about….

PS: Yes, we do have beer here. It’s a bit on the light side, but subtle and complex with a surprisingly bold finish, and it always stays the perfect temperature. Just thought a lot of you might have been wondering about that.

 

Denizens of the Dungeon:
Hauntiholik aka Heather – Music Coordinator/Femme Fatale
Joker aka Shane – Webmaster/Dungeonkeeper
House Bloodthorn aka Guy – Art Director/Sanguinarian

Skull logo and background illustrated by Felix LaFlamme

 

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